A man’s mind
First of all, I want to dedicate this entry to my wonderful husband. Not only is this blog entry about him but today is our 11th anniversary of togetherness. I love you so much baby!
Now, have you ever wondered how the man’s mind works? Because I do. A lot. And this isn’t just some stereotype. This is real stuff. The man’s brain works a LOT differently than a woman’s does. It’s science, people. Look it up.
Last night I made PW’s bagel sandwiches. They were absolutely delicious and refreshing on a 100° day. Though I wont lie, I didn’t even go near the sprouts in the grocery store. Yuck yuck and more yuck. If I wanted to eat grass or dirt, I’d grab some from my backyard, for FREE.
So I made up the cream cheese and green onion mixture in a cute vintage Pyrex dish. It was lovely and here is a snapshot of it.
So this morning I get up and I feel like I am starving to death. It must be the Evil Monthly Visitor that decided to show up yesterday. She tends to wreak havoc on my appetite. So I grab a multi-grain bagel and I’m looking for the cream cheese that I made. I’m scouring the refrigerator and for the life of me I cannot find it. I am to the point where I’m about to call Gene to ask where he put it but I decide to look jut one more time before I call. I pick up a plastic container to move it out of the way and I notice that it is heavier than usual and also it feels like something heavy is moving around inside of it. I open the lid and…
HEY! There’s my cream cheese! How the.. What the… Uh.. Commence heavy uncontrollable laughter. So last night when my husband was putting away the leftovers from our dinner, he asked me if there was a lid for the container the cream cheese was in. I said no and to just put it in a plastic container with a lid. And he did EXACTLY that.
If a woman was to do this, she would have scooped the remaining cream cheese from the Pyrex dish and put it into a SMALL plastic container with a lid. I guess all I can really do is let the pictures speak for themselves.
3 Responses to “A man’s mind”
This is BEYOND hilarious! :D :D
I absolutely LOVE this story! That is SO man’ish! Hahaha! And so funny! Love this.
Your man did more than mine would have. J would have just put some aluminum foil over the pyrex did.