So we were out on a walk this evening and to change things up a bit we decided to venture outside of the neighborhood for once. So we were walking down the sidewalk and I saw a car coming up slowly and come to a stop next to the sidewalk where we were walking. I thought this car looked familiar, like I had just seen it going the other direction. So the guy asks me if Astro is neutered and goes on to explain that his ex-wife has a female merle colored Great Dane and they have been wanting to breed her. Apparently this guy got so excited when he saw Astro that he did a u-ey just to come talk to us.

I’m going to be honest here, I wasn’t sure if I felt honored that this guy was very obviously trying to get my dog laid or if I was a little offended that someone would just drive up with such a crazy offer. I mean, what if she wasn’t clean?? I’d have to live the rest of my life knowing that I let my dog sleep with some trampy, diseased dog!

We were walking away and I made a comment about how Astro had just been solicited for the very first time when Gene said “We should have asked if he could just go do it for fun.” We did have him neutured before he could experience any real fun so I wonder if that would help with some of the guilt issues?

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