I wish I never went to hillaryismomjeans.com! I love it, don’t get me wrong. But! I can’t stop refreshing it and staring at it and laughing. My cheeks hurt and my stomach is achin’!

Here are the ones I added:

• hillary gives cleveland steamers for free
• hillary doesn’t recycle
• hillary is the pink power ranger

And here are a few of my favorites:

• hillary is the path to the dark side. hillary leads to anger. anger leads to hate. hate leads to suffering.
• hillary put baby in the corner
• hillary thinks your stormtrooper fansite sucks
• hillary thinks o.j. is innocent
• hillary is not the preferred nomenclature
• hillary peed on your rug
• hillary released buggy software
• hillary started the writers’ strike
• hillary broke your tv with a wiimote