I’m sorry.. I realize this is getting out of control but I couldn’t help myself when I read this one.
Man Xl…its like MiracleGrow for your dick.
Don’t believe me?
Check out the before and after pictures.
Candy :: Mar.28.2007 :: Funnies :: 2 Comments »
I guess I should mention that I added the Meebo Widget over there. I mean it’s pretty obvious but I thought I would explain for anyone that has not heard of the awesome thing that is Meebo. Meebo is this on-line chat service type thing :P You can log in to your AIM, Gmail, Yahoo or MSN accounts (or all FOUR at the same time!) through your web browser, from anywhere you want (even work!). They now have Widgets you can add to your site so that people from your site can chat with you when you’re logged in. You’ll see me on-line a lot more during the weekdays when I am at work :) Chat me up!
Next, I took my shower.. FINALLY. Last night I took my first shower in just over 3 weeks and it was glorious. As soon as the water hit me and started to soak me, I wanted to cry! It felt SO good. Della asked me if I finally got rid of my stink (jokingly, of course) and I told her I would need about 3 whole showers to get rid of that funk ;) Hah. But seriously, I FEEL a tons better. I may not be back to normal. I may still have to wear this bulky leg brace that literally smashes into my girlcrotch but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna be smelly anymore!
I can’t believe I am up this early again. I already have a load of laundry in the washer and I did all of the dishes and unloaded the dishwasher. I think I’m gonna go start frying up some Turkey Bacon. We need to eat it before it goes bad :) I wish I had English Muffins to go with it, though :( I would run to the store but I don’t think I have the energy to go… plus I don’t like to go by myself because I’m afraid I’m going to fall and hurt my knee. I don’t know if I mentioned this yet or not but I have acquired some tasty paranoia since my injury. A lot of it is restraining me from doing a lot of my Physical Torture exercises but I am working hard on trying to get passed that. If you felt the pain I did when I first injured my knee, you too would be just as paranoid! I promise…
Candy :: Mar.25.2007 :: Geeky, Health :: 2 Comments »
I know it’s not technically “Spam of the Month” if I post more than one a month but I just thought this was too funny to pass up.
Increase the size of your manly parts.
Six months from now you can be the man you’ve always wanted to be.
Your girlfriend will love it..and the wife too, hehe.
Candy :: Mar.23.2007 :: Funnies :: 1 Comment »
This thing is going around everywhere. After I finally read my fourth one, I decided I better hop on the wagon or I may be left behind (which is usually the case, sadly)… So here she goes:
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
The gas or electric bill. They are so flaky! One is always sky high.
2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Fuji Japanese Restaurant? Gene and I ate Sushi. There is something so sweet and awesome about the sharing that goes on when you eat Sushi. We always order a few different rolls :) Plus its a nice, quiet restaurant. Gene and I aren’t all into overly romantic type things… we usually just want to have fun!
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
I guess a year or 2 ago. Drank 2 64oz mixed drinks at a fun place called Hawaiian Don’s. Bad mistake! I think this is the ONLY time I’ve ever thrown up from alcohol.
Candy :: Mar.21.2007 :: Meme :: 4 Comments »
I got the stitches out but I can’t take a shower until Saturday morning :( Or so she said.. I am so taking a shower Friday night! I also have to shower with my back facing the shower head as to not let water hit directly onto the knee. Lame!! I just want to take a bath and SOAK. Why can’t I soak??? Gees. As if this hasn’t been enough torture as it is, but let’s not let the poor girl shower for 4 weeks. I wouldn’t be so bitchy if I was casted on survivor and this was happening. I mean, then at least I would be getting PAID to not shower for 4 weeks.
I do get to take the ugly white panty hose off, so that’s good. Tonight I am going to attempt to shave both of my legs so that I am not a hairy gorilla walking around everywhere anymore. Therapy was okay this evening but it took over 2 hours again. I got my new keyboard and mouse (cordless, Logitech brand) and they are both SOOO freakin’ sweet! The mouse is a laser mouse and it is smoothe. The keyboard?? It’s a quiet keyboard and types OH SO BEAUTIFULLY! So I can now denounce my Dell keyboard… I hate you Dell keyboards!!!! Now I just have to get used to the ass backwards placement of the Delete, Home and Enter keys. Hey… where’s the useless insert key? Sweet… someone FINALLY got smart! You know how many times I’ve accidentally hit that key and screwed everything up??
That’s all. Emma is still limping pretty badly. Guess I am going to take her to the Vet sometime in early April when my Therapy appointments are only 2 times per week. Going to shell over a bunch of money for a Vet to tell me she has torn an ACL and needs surgery or that she has a bone and joint disease. Either way, it’s gonna be pricey and not going to be good news. Right now we are supplementing all kinds of nzymes into their diet. We started both dogs on Eagle Pack dog food and their flatulence has completely GONE. I am SOLD. No more dog farts!!
Candy :: Mar.21.2007 :: Dogs, Geeky, Health :: 2 Comments »
I can’t think of anything to write besides the fact that I am totally getting my stitches taken out tomorrow morning! Watch out shower, here I come :D
And so I leave you with this hilarious video.
Candy :: Mar.20.2007 :: Funnies :: 1 Comment »
Sundays are always craptastic days for me. I’m not sure if it’s because of the sense of laziness that it brings or what but I usually feel pretty “blah” on them. This morning I got up at 10 AM and then proceeded to be pretty productive for about an hour and a half after that. I made 1/2 dozen triple berry muffins, 1/2 dozen chocolate chip muffins and 8 mini loaves of banana bread. Did all of our laundry and we had it folded/hung by noon. I spent the last hour writing up my Thank You cards for everyone that gave me a gift or visited me after my surgery and writing a humongous check to the gas company :/
The rest of the day? I have no idea what’s in store. I do know that I need to take a sponge bath. I thought my appointment to get my stitches out was for tomorrow but apparently it is for Wednesday. Pretty damn disappointing :( I was really looking forward to taking my first bath tomorrow. First bath since BEFORE surgery! TWO freakin’ weeks ago. I am sick of “sponge bathing” myself and trying my best to smother myself in deodorant and body splash to mask the funk that is building somewhere on my body.
That is all for today.. I better go try to be productive again, or at least take a nap. I feel pretty sleepy right now but I have no idea why. I’d like to get some more done around the house but walking around and trying to do things with crutches is about the most annoying, pain in the butt thing a person can do.
Candy :: Mar.18.2007 :: Daily :: 2 Comments »
